The Wonderful World of Markus Birdman

I’m trying to teach my daughter Clementine some useful things. But I have no idea if what I’m teaching her is right. Apparently, by virtue of mastering the complex human instinct of having it off, you become fully qualified to teach your child, so they might become upright, fully adjusted and socially responsible human beings. [...]

What has happened to this country? A waft of snow and the whole place shuts down. I’ve just received a letter from my daughter’s school saying this means that it will probably close over the next few days for ‘health and safety issues” What would those be? The headmistress wants to go toboganning?

Didn’t we [...]