The Wonderful World of Markus Birdman

The Pope, recently said Homosexuality is as bigger threat to humanity as the destruction of the rainforest!…No it isn’t. Not unless gay sex produces a lot more carbon monoxide than we previously imagined. In fairness, I’m not sure if it’s been fully researched- (I’ll happily do the lesbians.) What evidence does he have? is there [...]

I see Public Enemy are not what they used to be. What has happened to Hip-Hop? License to Kim Jong ill anyone?

That’s not true, but then neither is anything you read in the National Enquirer. And yet it is up for the Pulitzer prize! Yikes! Couldn’t they have nominated my daughter’s role in her nativity play for an Emmy whilst they were at it? I’m not just a proud parent here, but her camel blew the [...]

The Prius may be the most fuel efficient car ever, but Toyota have had to recall a gazillion of them because the brakes don’t work. No doubt it will add fuel to the fire (some pun intended) to those who seek to rubbish advances in fuel-efficient cars.

And in a way they have a point. [...]