The Wonderful World of Markus Birdman

The leaders of our three main parties are all on the war path to Downing Street. So their speeches, body language and media appearances are all being dissected for signs of anything fishy. Today’s politics it seems, is not about what is said, but how.

The same is true in our lives. First impressions matter. [...]

Is it time to vote again? It’s like trying to choose a jumper at M&S. They’re all as awful as each other. I don’t wear jumpers, and I probably won’t be voting. If I do vote it will be to try to keep the BNP out, not because I actually support anyone else. That’s depressing. [...]